She's not so sweet.
I made eye patches for me and my first mate!
Figure 1. The silent bird of judgement.
I wasn’t a fat kid, but my mother once tried to buy my forgiveness with a Big Beef Taco from Taco Bell. So, yeah, I’ve always been awesome.
Today I almost prayed for the strength to not buy chocolate chip cookies, but then I realized that would be wrong because I don’t actually want that.
